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2 weeks ago

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2 weeks ago

fasterfood:

imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine

173790
2 weeks ago

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

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2 weeks ago

blackromney:

walking in a crowded hallway like

image

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2 weeks ago

The truth is,

pizzayeezus:

we don’t get to choose who we fall for. They may mistreat us, ignore us or hurt us, but we stay with them. Why? It’s not because we’re stupid or we enjoy getting hurt, It’s because we can see the good in them, it’s because despite all the arguments, they are the ones who make…

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2 weeks ago

kyarumii:

Sure. Let’s just go down to the Anus Hole and get some ice cream

831978
2 weeks ago

c0neyisland-baby:

0nechoice:

THANK YOU JENNI HERD

MY BEST FRIEND’S TWIN SISTER WROTE THIS CAN WE JUST

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2 weeks ago

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1842
2 weeks ago

Beautiful Minji. 

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2 weeks ago